Last night it was movies with surnames in the title, and the screen doesn't stop moving. Always something flickering, changing, shifting position. She flicks her hair, waves her arms, jiggles her charms, all the while doing her weird Hannah-dance from camera to camera, making a connection with the after-midnight audience.

The studio must be quite small. They stick colour blow-ups of viewers' photos on the wall nowadays to make the scene more human - like, there are people watching...